oompie

a word with no tangible meaning, which works in any way its used.

“im feeling a little oompie today”
“i think ill get a new oompie”
“hes just an oompie guy”

by Cowboy_ January 22, 2023

Hoatnep

The release of an uncomfortable “neigh” from a horse after consuming an unreasonable portion of oats.

“Neigh.”
“Well I’ll be darned, that was a real hoatnep right there.”

by Cowboy_ January 04, 2022

Eliot

Very cool cowboy heck yeah

“Wow look at them go, Eliot’s a cool cowboy”

by Cowboy_ April 30, 2021

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ July 24, 2021

“Said” is Very Much Alive

said is very much alive, just highly introverted and to be used sparingly.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

“hey did you hear about the “said” is very much alive movement?”
“no what the actual f##k dude”

by Cowboy_ June 28, 2022

Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

Unmotivated Boop

The action of lightly poking somebody else’s nose, whilst muttering a monotone (generally low) “boop.”

“Boop.”
“That was a very Unmotivated Boop.”
“Sorry.”

by Cowboy_ August 23, 2021