Definitions by Covido

Covid-🥷🏿 

When radical Islamists and jihadists have taken advantage of the lockdown during the coronavirus pandemic to mobilize themselves in carrying out terrorist attacks against “infidels” and politicians who speak out against those try to impose their extremist ideology on others.

In many African and Asian countries that have been infiltrated by extremists and jihadists, locals are more frightened of Covid-🥷🏿 than Covid-19.

Covid-🥷🏿 by Covido November 22, 2020

Covid-🇲🇺 

When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.

How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?

Covid-🇲🇺 by Covido November 21, 2020

Covid-🇰🇵

The world’s most corona-unfriendly nation with allegedly zero infected cases, because it has completely closed its borders to all aliens, and Dictator-Murderer Kim had ordered that any foreign enemy who tried to cross over to infect the reclusive and starving nation would be shot dead.

With zero infections and deaths, the world’s most isolated and repressive nation prided itself for containing the coronavirus pandemic successfully thanks to draconian Covid-🇰🇵 measures.

Covid-🇰🇵 by Covido November 21, 2020

Covid-🧛 ♂️ 

When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?

While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.

Covid-🧛 ♂️ by Covido November 21, 2020

Covid-👹

When some corona-infected souls dream of monsters trying to prematurely take away their lives, or of evil spirits trying to continually oppress or torment them.

For two consecutive nights, Don had a frightening Covid-👹 experience—if only he knew that he’d cast away these demonic forces by calling on the name of Jesus Christ, he needn’t suffer this life-and-death spiritual ordeal.

Covid-👹 by Covido November 19, 2020

Covid-🎰 

When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.

Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?

Covid-🎰 by Covido November 17, 2020

COVID-13 

A surge in infections and deaths on a Friday the thirteenth, compared to the figures on other dates, which led the authorities to wonder whether the most fearful or unluckiest date in the calendar in the developed world was a catalyst to the higher infection and mortality rates.

Whether COVID-13 victims suffered a double whammy or not is a topic of discussion suited for numerologists and astrologers rather than for scientists and politicians.

COVID-13 by Covido November 16, 2020