Covido's definitions

Covid-🇺🇸

When the most powerful country in the world has the highest infection and mortality rates on the planet despite having the means and resources to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which only shows that inept and fake leadership was directly responsible for the millions of infections and ten of thousands of deaths nationwide—when leaders’ priority were on profits and personal interests rather than on people and principles.

Covid-🇺🇸 exposes the fake leadership of a selfish, corrupt, and inept president, who treats the number of infections and deaths as mere digits and statistics.

by Covido December 15, 2020

God Shot

Also known as “God Jab.” When billions of believers often forget that wisely seeking God’s protection first to shield them from any plague or pestilence is freely available to them 24/7 long before they even receive a man-made vaccine, which loses its immunity to the coronavirus over time.

Guesstimate how many wise folks worldwide opted for a God shot in 2020–2021 while they’re waiting for the first WTO-approved Covid-19 vaccine.

by Covido October 21, 2022

Trump Anonymous

When pro-Trump patriots who became inmates in the aftermath of the January 6 insurrection would meet up upon their release at undisclosed venues to support each other emotionally, with some unable to come to terms with the painful truth that the 2016 presidential election was not stolen from the Liar-in-Chief.

A number of sponsored Trump Anonymous groups have sprung up in red states as dozens of hardcore inmates are waiting to be released in coming months.

by Covido October 10, 2022

Tiger Math

When students from Asia’s four tigers (Singapore, Hong Kong, South Korea, and Taiwan) continually rank among the world’s top ten in international education assessments like the Trends in Mathematics and Science Study (TIMSS) and Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA)—it is no surprise that the high mathematical proficiency of their citizens has contributed to their countries’ high GDPs.

A common denominator of tiger math nations is their cult-like devotion to education (and tuition)—one of the strong pillars of their economic success stories.

by Covido March 10, 2022

Pi Swing

When the hourly or daily point swings for certain volatile stocks or cryptocurrencies appear to follow the digits of the irrational number π.

Since the Covid-19 outbreak, superstitious speculators who’ve witnessed a number of pi swings wonder whether there could be some numerological or paranormal explanation to that perceived phenomenon.

by Covido November 19, 2022

COVID-(19+X)

The next pathogen that could decimate humanity if mankind is not preparing for it, which is predicted to hit the world X years after COVID-19.

With the ravages caused by Covid-19, astrologists, biblical numerologists, and epidemiologists are hell-bent to predict, divine, or model when COVID-(19+X) would occur.

by Covido February 5, 2021

C—O—V—I—D-19

When corona-infected patients are still experiencing lingering symptoms such as brain fog, fatigue, and inflammation and injury of major organs such as the lungs and heart long after they were tested negative.

For the majority of Covid-19 patients, the symptoms would disappear after a fortnight, but for a small group of C—O—V—I—D-19 or long Covid patients, their persistent symptoms are taking a toll on their mind and body, leaving them and their doctors confused and confounded.

by Covido December 6, 2020