Definitions by Covido

Con-19 

A label given to someone who tries to cheat or rob others or the authorities during the coronavirus pandemic—for instance, a bogus law enforcer who catches others who don’t wear a mask, then expects to be bribed so that the victims could avoid paying a hefty fine or being sent to jail.

Thousands of con-19s have emerged from all corners of the globe to prey on the gullible and the superstitious folks.

Con-19 by Covido November 29, 2020

Convict-19

A label given to a prisoner who has contracted the coronavirus, or died of it.

The authorities refused to reveal publicly the number of convict-19’s among the millions of inmates in US prisons, who are generally not given proper face masks and disinfectants to protect themselves.

Convict-19 by Covido November 28, 2020

COVID-Ø 

Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists claim that global vaccination would signal to Covid-19 that its days are numbered, before it eventually gets wiped out from Earth (and possibly from other planets as well).

The big question is: “How long would the world have to wait before COVID-Ø became a reality?”

COVID-Ø by Covido November 26, 2020

COVID-Ø 

Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”

From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?

COVID-Ø by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid-20/21

The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.

Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).

Covid-20/21 by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid-270 

When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.

Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.

Covid-270 by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid-19 Prefers Men to Women 

When men, at every age, who are infected with the coronavirus are far more likely to die than women, based on the Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of men and women, which is the number of infected cases divided by the number of deaths.

One theory why Covid-19 prefers men to women is the fact that women with two X chromosomes have a more powerful immune system than men, who only have one, and a number of immune genes are only found on the X chromosome.

Covid-19 Prefers Men to Women by Covido November 25, 2020