Covido's definitions
A timeless set of biblical verses on how God wants His creation to view the concept of time, which reminds mankind how life is fragile and transient—how His people need to value their limited time on earth while they go through life’s tribulations and experience His recurring deliverance and blessing until their last breath.
In Psalms 90, we’re told that (a) in God’s sight, a thousand years are like a day that has just gone by; (b) the length of our days is 70 years—or 80 years, if we’re strong enough; and (c) we need to ask God to teach us to number our days carefully so that we’ll be wise in how we live.
by Covido September 23, 2020
Get the Psalms 90mug. Someone who predicts the demise of Twitter that could occur sooner than expected following its new founder’s recent decision to fire about half of the staff, and now his threats that those who refuse to slave for him would suffer the same fate.
Tens of thousands of Twitterdamuses worldwide have emerged in the last twenty-four hours to divine the imminent collapse of the social media platform in the aftermath of a “mass exodus” of “softcore” software staff.
by Covido November 19, 2022
Get the Twitterdamusmug. When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.
Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.
by Covido January 12, 2021
Get the Covid Rulemug. The name North Korea plans to christen its locally developed Covid-19 single-shot vaccine, which can be kept at regular refrigerated temperatures—it has allegedly been shown to be 91% effective in a Phase 3 trial involving no less than a quarter million human guinea pigs.
A spokesperson from the Pyongyang Medical University told the media that millions of free doses of Covikim would be shipped to friendly nations like Iran, Syria, and Mozambique as part of the country’s “vaccine diplomacy.”
by Covido January 29, 2021
Get the Covikimmug. When the number of people in a country or city who suffer their last heartbeat due to the coronavirus on a given day is exactly nineteen.
Superstitious gamblers in some Asian countries morbidly think that 1919 is a “lucky” 4D number if they witness a Covidead-19 tragedy.
by Covido December 20, 2020
Get the Covidead-19mug. A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.
Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.
by Covido March 5, 2022
Get the Putin Numbermug. A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 31, 2020
Get the Corona Calendarmug.