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Definitions by Count Orlok

blue money phone 

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

blue money phone 

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone
1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
blue money phone by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

Hoon Ding 

Another slur for ni- I mean African-American
Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid
Hoon Ding by Count Orlok August 6, 2023