Definitions by Couch Pig
last day banana
An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.
The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.
last day banana by Couch Pig May 7, 2018
real pour
Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.
learning girl
A woman who unknowingly spends a significant time in a bad relationship teaching her significant other to be a better partner and/or lover for their next girlfriend(s).
I spent five years with him, put up with all his bull#&$*, decorated his place, gave him a makeover, and taught him how to behave, only to have him appear like a prince for his new girlfriend Hannah. Guess I played the learning girl in that relationship.
learning girl by Couch Pig August 9, 2017
No Rewind Remind
1. The movie title regurgitation that gives you the assurance that you are watching the right move.
2. When a character mentions the title during the movie.
2. When a character mentions the title during the movie.
When watching Dude, Where's my Car, Ashton Kutcher askes Seann William Scott, "Dude, Where's My Car?" It's a totally obvious No Rewind Remind.
No Rewind Remind by Couch Pig January 5, 2017