Cortana Dragoon's definitions

puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.

I will die of puberty...

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

final boss

The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.

Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.

Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.

Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.

Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.

by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005

Nickelodeon

A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.

Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

343 Guilty Spark

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005