Cortana Dragoon's definitions

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama

The basic law of most television.

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

Village Idiot

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).

Your village called, and their idiot is missing.

by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

Muslim

A follower of the Islam religion.

Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.

by Cortana Dragoon June 11, 2006

Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005