CornwallTCollingsly's definitions

Thotessey

A long journey to escape from the thots. This is what follows the Trojan™ Condom Wars.

It has been a long war for the great fighter, Hoedysseus. He now faces many trials and tribulations on his Thotessey home to rejoin his wife Penelopenis.

by CornwallTCollingsly March 12, 2018

Micropenis

A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).

Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.

Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 1, 2018