A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011
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furrophobe

Some who looks at as anything that displays or relates to an animal as "furry" content, often attacking the author of how much of a furry they think he is.
User 1: I've created a 3D sonic model for this game--

User 2: Fucking furries everywhere! OP is a total furfag!

User 3: Damn furrophobes, they think everything is furry.

OR

Person 1: Check out my dog drawing.

Person 2: FURRY! BURN HIM!

Person 1: Stop being such a fucking furrophobe.
by Corey_Faure February 23, 2011
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friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012
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car creep

The tendency for a vehicle with an automatic transmission to "creep" forward when you let off the brake without giving any gas.
I had to let my car creep through stop and go traffic.
by Corey_Faure August 16, 2016
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Dayturnal

The word people use to mean opposite of nocturnal, or creatures that are active during daylight. The actual word for this is diurnal, but they don't seem to teach this word in school much, so people for some reason invented a new name.
Preppy Chick: I'm so glad people are dayturnal. I don't think I could see at night too well.

Me: The term is diurnal, there's no such thing as "dayturnal".

Preppy Chick: Whatever nerd boy.
by Corey_Faure July 06, 2011
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Royal Rainbow

Related to "lasers" and "shoop da whoops", a "Royal Rainbow" is what happens when a taco is forced into the mouth of the person charging their laser. The caster instead releases a Royal rainbow, and possibly the swallowing of one's laser, and can end in the shooper asploding.
*Jered fails HARD*

Phil: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

*Jered shoves taco in Phil's mouth*

*Phil releases Royal Rainbow*

Phil: OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZOR!
by Corey_Faure April 30, 2010
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Quick Time Event

A method of "gameplay" developed for video games, a 'quick time event' is a section of a game where you are only required to press specific buttons when they show up on screen. Usually, if a player misses a button press during a 'quick time event', the player's character dies.
I love Heavy Rain, but it seems like the game is a little too filled with quick time event based fight scenes rather than a really dynamic fighting system.
by Corey_Faure July 18, 2010
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