Stuffed Animal

nickname from NFL Player Andre Ellington for Jordan Thomas Cooper

The Stuffed Animal was a morning news host for Cross Elementary School in kindergarten.

by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020

Xerxes

name of the 5th ancient Persian King of the Achaemenid and Kappa Alpha Psi prophyte line name of Jordan Thomas Cooper

The ancient Persian King Xerxes was assassinated by a commander of the royal bodyguard and the nupe Xerxes had crimes committed against him too.

by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

Conan The Republican

nickname from George W. Bush for Arnold Schwarzenegger

Conan The Republican is still married to Kennedy family member Maria Shriver after she filed for divorce several years ago.

by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

Ol’ Ball Coach

nickname for Heisman Trophy-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Ol’ Ball Coach beat Clemson 5 years in a row.

by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

McMaster-Cooper 2018

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial campaign ticket from SC political consultants for Henry McMaster and Jordan Thomas Cooper

McMaster-Cooper 2018 didn’t pan out because Cooper wasn’t physically 30 years of age.

by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020

Architect of Aggravation

nickname given to Lenard McKelvey aka Charlamagne Tha God by his friends.

The Architect of Aggravation had more criminal cases than any other radio host in American History.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

grab ‘em by the pussy

tipping off the Federal Bureau of Investigation with Information.

Donald J. Trump was set to grab ‘em by the pussy.

by Coop Dupe June 02, 2018