Cookie monster's definitions

weeble

A very small dildo, comes in a rainbow of colors.

Mom: IS THAT YOUR WEEBLE?!?
Girl: Uh, no..

by Cookie Monster March 25, 2005

munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

Frodo biggins feet

Disfigured human feet characterised by two "horns" protruding just below the ankle on the front of each foot. Not to be confused with frodo baggins feet.

"Look, daves got frodo biggins feet!!"
"dont u mean baggins Nick??"
"No i mean biggins"

by Cookie Monster November 7, 2004

hangs

A adjective used in the present tense only following a subject to denote that the subject has a very unpleasent taste or is in some other way repulsive. Note it is NEVER used in any other form such as 'you hang' of 'thats hanging'.

Aw man that cider hangs.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

neva-smeva

is a basterdization for lazy shithead, and can be translated as Hi, i dont care

when your sleeping and someone wakes you ups abruptly, you say this instead of finguring them, or while you are doing so

by Cookie monster November 13, 2003

Book Drunk

Book drunk- adjective, describes studying for so long that you are slightly out of your mind and a little crazy, almost like being under the influence of alcohol, but only having soda and coffee that day like a white girl college freshman.

Jade is currently book drunk from studying for anatomy for 6 hours, which is why she created this stupid word and posted it on the internet.

by Cookie Monster September 9, 2014

gebon

An expression of being content or impressed in uncomfortable or unusual situations.

"Gebon, you can help me build my wall then"

by Cookie Monster November 7, 2004