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screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
by Cont78 July 25, 2011
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nerd's nerd

A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.
A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.

B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.

A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
by Cont78 August 3, 2011
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Gay is the new fabulous!

A way of saying it's alright to be gay.
a. I don't like to broadcast the fact that I'm gay you know not everybody is that openminded you know.

b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"
by Cont78 June 13, 2011
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vajilionaire

Somebody who doesn't lack female atention.
Bruno Mars: "I wanna be a vajilionaire so fucking bad, I'd try out all the girls I never had..."
by Cont78 November 3, 2011
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