Comrade Boris's definitions

Tumblr

The septic tank of the internet. We all thought reddit was bad, but no. Reddit is the toilet of the internet, and tumblr is the smelly cesspool of the internet.

Get off tumblr, your hair color and fursona isn't a personality trait.

by Comrade Boris January 3, 2022

Reddit

Reddit is the biggest circlejerk there is. People with like-minded opinions enter subreddits and circlejerk each other to death

Dude, get off that circlejerk of a website Reddit and get a life

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Cronch

The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way

Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Gary

No definition needed, just the name of an uncle who is always drunk

Uncle Gary, I know you're here. Get off Urban Dictionary and pick up your kids

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Rared

When you play a game developed by Rare, more so sea of thieves, anything bad that can happen will.

We have so much stuff here
(Proceed to spawn in a Meg and Skelly ship)
We just got Rared

by Comrade Boris October 20, 2020

Discord Mod

An evolution of the "Reddit Mod", these neckbeards spend hours on their $3000 desktop set ups, parusing the discord servers looking for rule breakers. These can be closeted pedophiles due to the copious amounts of Loli hentai they watch.

Guys, dont post memes in #general-chat or I may have to ban you for 24 hours.

Anyway, back to what I was saying, I do belive that the age of consent should be lowered to 13 years old. I am a discord mod so this is okay

by Comrade Boris January 1, 2022

College

The hallmark of a liberal cesspool. That's it

I can't believe how politicised college is, so many liberals and only one narrative

by Comrade Boris September 14, 2020