Definitions by Composer man

Chugarrhea 

What you get when you drink so much water, that it gives you diarrhea.

I got explosive chugarrhea from drinking too much water during cross-country.

Chugarrhea by Composer man April 26, 2022

Your Friends 

Some people you know that you love, but not in a sexual way. The same people that you can’t talk about on this website.

As I am naming this definition “your friends,” I am breaking a rule.

Your Friends by Composer man April 25, 2022

Seasapussy 

A person (likely an American) who cannot handle any foods with seasonings or actual flavor.

Jason is such a seasapussy, he only knows salt and sugar, and he will give a racist rant whenever someone gives him an actually good food that isn’t bland like his white-ass food.

Seasapussy by Composer man April 25, 2022

Beeto 

A boner so intense that your sick turns red like a beet.

Honey hurry! Get to the bed, I have the most raging beeto I’m about to have a jizzsplosion

Beeto by Composer man April 25, 2022

Hon 

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.

Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?

Hon by Composer man April 25, 2022

Isotine 

1. The term you use when you don’t know when to use quarantine or isolation.

2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.

1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.

2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?

Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.

Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?

Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!

Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.

Person 2:😉👍

Isotine by Composer man April 25, 2022

Mahler 

An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.

Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”

Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”

Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”

Person 2: “wha…”

Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”

Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”

Mahler by Composer man March 7, 2022