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A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.
Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.
In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed
"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.
In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed
"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.
You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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by CommandoDude October 3, 2010
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What the hell is reality???!!!
What the hell is reality???!!!
by CommandoDude August 6, 2010
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Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.
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"They can't handle it. They're too strong. It's the TYT Army. And they're coming man...They're coming!"
TYT Army is going to release the motherfucking Kraken
TYT Army is going to release the motherfucking Kraken
by CommandoDude August 31, 2010
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by CommandoDude October 25, 2010
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In retaliation, the French surrendered. Way to botch that one up you Frenchies.
In retaliation, the French surrendered. Way to botch that one up you Frenchies.
"Zey are cooming thru ze Ardennes forest!"
"Impossiblay, it is 'Unpassable' you fool"
*Germans arrive*
"Ve surrendur!"
"Impossiblay, it is 'Unpassable' you fool"
*Germans arrive*
"Ve surrendur!"
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