3 definitions by Comic Nut
Generation Y and every generation thereafter.
The ripe for brainwashing crowd generation that gets its news not from newspapers, or even the standard biased NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, CNN or MSNBC...but from The Daily Show or Saturday Night Live.
These people exist. You know them. Everyone knows them.
The ripe for brainwashing crowd generation that gets its news not from newspapers, or even the standard biased NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, CNN or MSNBC...but from The Daily Show or Saturday Night Live.
These people exist. You know them. Everyone knows them.
The Daily Show Generation Member: Dude...I can't believe Bush orchestrated 9/11. Obama is still cleaning all the mess from Bush. Bush sucks, he's like Hitler and Mussolini. Mussolini was bad right? Wait, he was Italian, but Italians are good - not that anyone's bad...especially Muslisms. I have lots of Muslim friends. I have lots of Black friends, too. I think we should Coexist! I have a bumper sticker on my car that says it...my Black friend said it's cool...Hey did you see the Daily Show last night? I was so high, but I think Jon Stewart REPORTED some news about that speaker lady...what's her name? Isn't it Clinton? Yeah, he said Speaker Clinton was in Afghanistan and she's gonna fix it because she'll talk to the Taliban and then call Obama so that we all know what to do to live in peace. It was awesome. Remember? Anyway, I've gonna vote for Stephen Colbert, seriously!! I know my Grandfather died in WWII and his grandfather died in the Civil war so we could all vote...but it's just one vote! Who cares! Wanna play Halo?
Everyone else in America: STFU
Everyone else in America: STFU
by Comic Nut January 6, 2011
"You're a racist!" is the defense immediately spewed by any and all politically correct people when someone criticizes a non-white person.
Rational, thinking person: I can't believe we might have to pay for the free education of people that came into this country illegally.
Liberal: You're a racist!
Liberal: You're a racist!
by Comic Nut January 8, 2011
Shitapedia is Wikipedia.
Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.
"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.
Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".
On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.
Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.
"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.
Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".
On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.
Person: I was reading some things about George Bush...and at the top of his page, there's a whole bunch of bad stuff about him. Really makes him look like a bad guy! So, knowing that Obama is facing a lot of controversy as well, I looked at his page and I couldn't find anything mentioning what he's done! Is that on purpose? I won't even get INTO their page on Sarah Palin!
Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..
Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..
by Comic Nut January 8, 2011