Comanche Jackson's definitions

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

playin' DJ Hero

Another way of saying fingering a female.

Yo' I was at ol' girls house last night. I messed w/ her one time & this chick was tryna have me playin' DJ Hero all motha fuckin' night?!

by Comanche Jackson December 6, 2010

It's do do baby

It's cool or no problem. It ain't shit.

Naw, don't worry about it, it's do do baby

by Comanche Jackson May 26, 2010

Cold it up

A country way of saying to something colder i. e. drinks, temperature, etc.

Dad, my drinks warm from sittin' out. Well, put some ice in it and cold it up, son?!

by Comanche Jackson August 9, 2010

Spacial Profiling

Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.

"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'

by Comanche Jackson January 5, 2012

Loakin

Going loco or crazy. Similar to he/she's trippin. Actin' a fool!

Yo', this dude got rear ended like two cars ahead of me today, got out, and started loakin on this dude who hit him. I thought that dude was gonna kill his ass?!

by Comanche Jackson May 6, 2011

gorilla glue green

The stickiest of icky aka exotic weed- Nothern Lights, Widow, Kush, etc. Excellent marijuana.

I just smoked this shit, dawg. It's some straight gorilla glue green; I'm not even playin! I mean, I had to wash my motha fuckin' hands just to get the stickiness off. Like for real, for real!!

by Comanche Jackson January 16, 2011