"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'
by Comanche Jackson January 05, 2012

Yo', this dude got rear ended like two cars ahead of me today, got out, and started loakin on this dude who hit him. I thought that dude was gonna kill his ass?!
by Comanche Jackson May 06, 2011

by Comanche Jackson May 26, 2010

Yo' I was at ol' girls house last night. I messed w/ her one time & this chick was tryna have me playin' DJ Hero all motha fuckin' night?!
by Comanche Jackson December 06, 2010

by Comanche Jackson July 26, 2010

I just smoked this shit, dawg. It's some straight gorilla glue green; I'm not even playin! I mean, I had to wash my motha fuckin' hands just to get the stickiness off. Like for real, for real!!
by Comanche Jackson January 16, 2011

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
