fat
hairy
Useless
mammals
actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
hairy
Useless
mammals
actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both
by Colte the Pirate January 08, 2007
mmm that thanksgiving turkey was good I can't wait to sannytize the leftovers tomorrow.
the 7-11 Pizzandwich is just sannytized pizza.
the 7-11 Pizzandwich is just sannytized pizza.
by Colte the Pirate July 19, 2007
A threesome where there are two dudes and one chick. obviosly one of the most unholy sexual encounters.
Ryan: so I had a threesome this weekend
Brandon: No WAY! that's awesome!
Ryan: not really it was me and Alex in belezebub's triangle
Brandon: Unclean! unclean!
Brandon: No WAY! that's awesome!
Ryan: not really it was me and Alex in belezebub's triangle
Brandon: Unclean! unclean!
by Colte the pirate November 07, 2006
1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.
2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
by Colte the Pirate November 03, 2006
My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding
Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales
by Colte the Pirate January 05, 2007
noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.
Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007
A religious Figure emerging in the late 1980's came to public view in the early 2000's many notable feats making him well known through out his native pacific northwest and quickly gaining a small following. law enforcement have yet to make any sort of move because Todd Gibbs has not committed any illegal activities.
many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.
while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.
while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
This Song can often be heard in Todd Gibb's Presence
Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.
Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.
Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9
when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.
Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.
Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9
when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
by Colte the Pirate January 07, 2007