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the man upstairs

noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.
Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007
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Captain Sunshine

n.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.
by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007
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superfluidiot

n.
a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.
see the 320 definitions of Emo
or the 149 definitions of britney spears
to see the sort of things that a superfluidiot
might spend their time doing
by Colte the Pirate February 3, 2007
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Todd Gibbs

A religious Figure emerging in the late 1980's came to public view in the early 2000's many notable feats making him well known through out his native pacific northwest and quickly gaining a small following. law enforcement have yet to make any sort of move because Todd Gibbs has not committed any illegal activities.

many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.

while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
This Song can often be heard in Todd Gibb's Presence

Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.

Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.

Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9

when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
by Colte the Pirate January 7, 2007
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robotsexmachine

1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.

2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
by Colte the Pirate November 3, 2006
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Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.
Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.
by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006
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whales

fat
hairy
Useless
mammals

actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both
by Colte the Pirate January 8, 2007
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