Colte the Pirate's definitions
Noun.
Was Constantinople,
Now it's Istanbul not,
Constantinople.
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul
Was Constantinople,
Now it's Istanbul not,
Constantinople.
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul
guy 1: wasn't Istanbul Constantinople?
Guy 2: yes, but now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Guy 3:Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
Guy 1: Why did Constantinople get the works?
Guy 2: That's nobody's business but the Turks!
Guy 2: yes, but now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Guy 3:Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
Guy 1: Why did Constantinople get the works?
Guy 2: That's nobody's business but the Turks!
by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007
Get the istanbulmug. 1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.
2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
by Colte the Pirate November 3, 2006
Get the robotsexmachinemug. My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding
Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales
by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007
Get the shave the whalesmug. mmm that thanksgiving turkey was good I can't wait to sannytize the leftovers tomorrow.
the 7-11 Pizzandwich is just sannytized pizza.
the 7-11 Pizzandwich is just sannytized pizza.
by Colte the Pirate July 19, 2007
Get the sannytizemug. noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.
Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007
Get the the man upstairsmug. A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.
by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006
Get the Trifecta of Manlinessmug. fat
hairy
Useless
mammals
actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
hairy
Useless
mammals
actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both
by Colte the Pirate January 8, 2007
Get the whalesmug.