brick

A LONG block of writing someone sends you in a text message -- usually very emotional, when freaking out.

Dude, this chick is crazy -- she's blowing up my phone wit htexts, just sent me a BRICK like 5 pages long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg May 06, 2016

ice-alanche

A mid-drink shift of the ice cubes at the bottom of a glass that sends liquids crashing all over your face and clothes.

Fucking ice-alanche! Damn, this was my favorite shirt.
drinking alcohol cocktails spirits nightclub

by Colt 40 Feinberg April 30, 2016

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg April 01, 2021

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021

Tinder Trap

Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.

How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.

by Colt 40 Feinberg July 13, 2016

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 03, 2021

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021