Colt 40 Feinberg's definitions

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021

brick

A LONG block of writing someone sends you in a text message -- usually very emotional, when freaking out.

Dude, this chick is crazy -- she's blowing up my phone wit htexts, just sent me a BRICK like 5 pages long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg May 15, 2016

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Tinder Trap

Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.

How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.

by Colt 40 Feinberg July 12, 2016

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

ice-alanche

A mid-drink shift of the ice cubes at the bottom of a glass that sends liquids crashing all over your face and clothes.

Fucking ice-alanche! Damn, this was my favorite shirt.
drinking alcohol cocktails spirits nightclub

by Colt 40 Feinberg May 24, 2016

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021