7 definitions by Colt 40 Feinberg
by Colt 40 Feinberg July 13, 2016
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 3, 2021
A LONG block of writing someone sends you in a text message -- usually very emotional, when freaking out.
Dude, this chick is crazy -- she's blowing up my phone wit htexts, just sent me a BRICK like 5 pages long.
by Colt 40 Feinberg May 6, 2016
A mid-drink shift of the ice cubes at the bottom of a glass that sends liquids crashing all over your face and clothes.
by Colt 40 Feinberg April 30, 2016
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021
When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
by Colt 40 Feinberg April 1, 2021
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021