Definitions by Colt 40 Feinberg

Limp dick loss 

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

Limp dick loss by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

Walking Stick Dick by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

Walking Stick by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

Mouth wedgie by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021

Tinder Trap

Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.

How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.

Tinder Trap by Colt 40 Feinberg July 12, 2016

ice-alanche

A mid-drink shift of the ice cubes at the bottom of a glass that sends liquids crashing all over your face and clothes.

Fucking ice-alanche! Damn, this was my favorite shirt.
drinking alcohol cocktails spirits nightclub

ice-alanche by Colt 40 Feinberg May 24, 2016

brick

A LONG block of writing someone sends you in a text message -- usually very emotional, when freaking out.

Dude, this chick is crazy -- she's blowing up my phone wit htexts, just sent me a BRICK like 5 pages long.

brick by Colt 40 Feinberg May 15, 2016