Colonel Hassle's definitions

Bizee

Vernacular for a turd, usually delivered by woolly backs, or people adjacent to Liverpool with Lancashire or Cheshire accents

Brian: I've done a big bizee and blocked the toilet up again!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Bitter blue

An Everton FC fan obsessed and rabidly consumed with hate and jealousy towards Liverpool FC

Look at that auld twat there, he watches every Liverpool game hoping they lose.
Bitter blue cunt.

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Wackees

Vernacular for pills, or, ecstasy, peculiar to diminutive bearded rockers with a large propensity for drugs

Volly: are you getting the whores in? are you getting the Chico in? are you getting the wackees ?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Man bun

Modern term for a top knot, popularised by millionaire footballers who think they're film stars or catwalk models, and copied by hipsters and assorted idiots without a speck of individuality but stupidly think they're being different

Look at that stupid hipster cunt with his man bun, I'd like to set his hair and beard alight, the twat!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags

That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Gum job

When a toothless hag fellates you pleasuring your member with her gums

That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Auld slapper

Mature prostitute or slag

Wayne Rooney went with that auld slapper didn't he in that knocking shop in Aigburth?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019