Bizee

Vernacular for a turd, usually delivered by woolly backs, or people adjacent to Liverpool with Lancashire or Cheshire accents

Brian: I've done a big bizee and blocked the toilet up again!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Well, doggy!

An expression of intoxicated joy or weariness, misquoting Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies

(Small bearded guy in beanie hat slumps in chair and puffs on a fat spliff) : Well, doggy!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Auld slapper

Mature prostitute or slag

Wayne Rooney went with that auld slapper didn't he in that knocking shop in Aigburth?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Wackees

Vernacular for pills, or, ecstasy, peculiar to diminutive bearded rockers with a large propensity for drugs

Volly: are you getting the whores in? are you getting the Chico in? are you getting the wackees ?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Gum job

When a toothless hag fellates you pleasuring your member with her gums

That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Lioness

A grizzled old matriarch with lots of wrinkles and laughter lines

Look at that fucking auld lioness, she smokes 60 bifters ( cigarettes) a day

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Take plug

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019