Colonel Hassle's definitions

Gum job

When a toothless hag fellates you pleasuring your member with her gums

That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Toothless gam

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone lacking teeth

My uncle saw a lag get a toothless gam off some old fag when he was in the nick, hahaha!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Take plug

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags

That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Dead pussy

A long neglected elderly lady's pussy effectively in retirement from sex

Blkrod: Dame, I can put a spark back in that dead pussy

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Wackees

Vernacular for pills, or, ecstasy, peculiar to diminutive bearded rockers with a large propensity for drugs

Volly: are you getting the whores in? are you getting the Chico in? are you getting the wackees ?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Shit dawg

An exclamation of satisfaction or wonderment, usually delivered by someone intoxicated on illegal substances

Shit dawg motherfucka, I need some pussy right now!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019