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Vernacular for pills, or, ecstasy, peculiar to diminutive bearded rockers with a large propensity for drugs
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
Get the Wackees mug.Modern term for a top knot, popularised by millionaire footballers who think they're film stars or catwalk models, and copied by hipsters and assorted idiots without a speck of individuality but stupidly think they're being different
Look at that stupid hipster cunt with his man bun, I'd like to set his hair and beard alight, the twat!
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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Get the Well, doggy! mug.That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup
by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019
Get the Gum job mug.Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud
Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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Get the Dead pussy mug.An exclamation of satisfaction or wonderment, usually delivered by someone intoxicated on illegal substances
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