Collective Reasoning 's definitions

as af

Jesus, did you misspell ‘as if’? As af is stupid because it’s essentially ‘as as fuck’ and that is not grammatically correct.

1. Girl1: I was typing to one of my friends and accidentally typed ‘as af’ like a moron.

2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.

by Collective Reasoning October 13, 2019

woaning

A term used in The Dollhouse DLC (2020) of Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion. “It’s like a moan, but also a woah, you know.” It is very heavily implied that a ghost is the thing making the noise. So it would possibly be like the stereotypical ghost “Wooo~”

My whimsy and charisma had that girl absolutely woaning.

by Collective Reasoning August 17, 2024

E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019

just killed a woman, feeling good

A term first coined by one TommyInnit when he killed a woman in a video game.

Wilbur: *talking eloquently*
TommyInnit: “Just killed a woman, feeling good.”

by Collective Reasoning September 30, 2020