Definitions by Colin Farrell's Lover

pants 

An article of clothing that Colin Farrell seriously needs to take off.

"Oh Colin, take off your pants for me!"

pants by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004

bitch-ass slapper 

A person who slaps a bitch's ass.

"Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."

bitch-ass slapper by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004

Britney Spears 

The slut who lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, kissed Madonna AND Colin Farrell (grr...) and makes a bunch of crappy songs that they play over and over on the radio.

"Why, hello Britney! What was it like french-kissing Madonna? What? You french-kissed Colin Farrell, too? You dirty bitch!"

Britney Spears by Colin Farrell's Lover February 16, 2004

Beyonce 

A great singer. But on her cd, she keeps reminding us that she is a virgo. I don't care what your sign is, Beyonce.

"Beyonce and Jay-Z's relationship is like Satan and Saddam Hussein's."

Beyonce by Colin Farrell's Lover February 16, 2004

hunkcicle 

A word used to describe hott men. People created it by taking the word "hunk" and combining it with "popcicle".

see "Colin Farrell" for more details.

"Colin Farrell? The Irish one? He's a HUNKCICLE!"

hunkcicle by Colin Farrell's Lover February 15, 2004

frandito mandito 

a wierd mexican chant that came off the top of someone's head. I dunno what it means, YOU dunno what it means, and the creator sure as hell doesn't know what it means.

"Aye aye aye....I am the frandito manditoooo!!!!"

frandito mandito by Colin Farrell's Lover February 14, 2004

manboobies 

Ah, manboobies. EVERYONE knows what they are. It's what happens to an overweight man's chest. Not to be offensive. Also, it's what guys get when they get breast implants. Umm....that's really wierd. Guys, don't get man-boobies.

"Look at my man boobies"

manboobies by Colin Farrell's Lover February 14, 2004