alpha sigma tau

AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive
random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid
by colin February 26, 2005
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majorijisticalilablity

and egg
colin has two egg shaped balls
by colin March 12, 2003
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WARDY

a individual that is high in rank. Has all the respect of his/her fellow people.
"Yo wardy got his head check and don't need to earn respect"
by colin November 18, 2003
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upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.
Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...
by Colin January 22, 2004
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Atheist

One who has found that all of the religions known (including atheism) have no evidence and that the effort put into any other religion is not worth the minute posibility that it may save their soul.
I could spend 2 hours a week worshiping God, and if i did pick the 0.0001% chance that it was the right religion then i still cannot do all the self-contradicting things the Bible asks
by Colin February 21, 2004
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goshmontay

A horny retard. Used by the sickest urbs.
Damn! Look at that Goshmontay all up on that special-ed teach!
by Colin November 14, 2004
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arya

arya's cool don't dis him
by colin November 02, 2003
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