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Definitions by Cole Jarvis

Diaper man 

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).
Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!
Diaper man by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

Meatface 

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)
Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.
Meatface by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

Conehead 

Something you call someone when they are absolutely oblivious to what’s happening. Usually used when someone claims to fry your router.
Dude A- You know what you said is messed up, I’m gonna fry ur router

Dude B- Shut up, u Conehead
Conehead by Cole Jarvis April 19, 2020

Fugazi Brown Guy 

Someone who is crazy, fugazi, and just happens to be brown.
That fugazi brown guy thinks he is so good at 2K, but he is actually buns.
Fugazi Brown Guy by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019

Matt Welch 

a 6’1 white kid who got dunked on

RIP
Yo Paul, you see that Fugazi Brown Guy dunk all over Matt Welch.
Matt Welch by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019