Cole Jarvis's definitions

Fugazi Brown Guy

Someone who is crazy, fugazi, and just happens to be brown.

That fugazi brown guy thinks he is so good at 2K, but he is actually buns.

by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019

Conehead

Something you call someone when they are absolutely oblivious to what’s happening. Usually used when someone claims to fry your router.

Dude A- You know what you said is messed up, I’m gonna fry ur router

Dude B- Shut up, u Conehead

by Cole Jarvis April 19, 2020

Diaper man

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).

Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!

by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

Matt Welch

a 6’1 white kid who got dunked on

RIP

Yo Paul, you see that Fugazi Brown Guy dunk all over Matt Welch.

by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019

Meatface

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.

by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020