Cole's definitions

Betz

Betz- adj An extremely scared and random muthafucker.Anyone scared to do shit or say shit.

Kevin man up, you're such a fuckin Betz

by Cole January 17, 2005

HolmesBalla

Gangster slang, for a P.I.M.P. What you would call a good friend, a stranger that is good at sports, especially paintball.

Was`sup, holmesballa?
Hes a holmesballa fo' real.

by Cole January 9, 2005

Smoal

was used at Red vs Blue Christmas Special 2004

"F*** no! Do you know how much coal costs?! Like $5 a ton! I'm not spending that on losers like you. You're all getting lumps of Smoal."
"Whats Smoal??"
"Something like Coal but doesnt make any heat only smoke"
"What??? How that doesnt make heat?"
"Fuck do i know!?"

"Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving...holy shit Blue Santa!"

by Cole January 4, 2005

chin finity

it meens hadleys got a fukin mungus arsed chin!!!!

cinderella sat on hiz face an sed lie bitch lie!!

by cole October 29, 2004

the curse

an easier way for red sox fans to admit their team sucks, without saying they suck. dated back to the trade of babe ruth, it is a liberal maneuver, in where it is much easier to blame your own problems on something that doesn’t exist, instead of taking responsibility for your actions I.E. management, pitching, fielding errors etc.

the yankees just crushed us 19-8...man i hate the curse. why does this always happen to us.

by cole October 27, 2004

mollywopped

verb; To be smacked violently upside the head.

Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!

by Cole September 13, 2004

tomtoolery

adj: To describe a situation of a non-heterosexual nature.

You've cockblocked me twice tonight! I've had enough of this tomtoolery!

by Cole September 13, 2004