Col. Pooner T. Corntooth's definitions

poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon jockey

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.

1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poonami

Synonym for female ejaculation derrived from the words poon and tsunami.

I saw this girl stick a curling iron in her poon basket and when she orgasmed it was a poonami.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon juggler

Synonym for a player.

That poon juggler is gonna have his hoes turn on him when they find out about his juggling act.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.

a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005