Definitions by Coiked

Glump 

A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia

A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."

Glump by Coiked April 13, 2004

Gummy worms 

A. Small, gooey-like candies which resemble Gummy Bears.

B. Ammunition.

A. Gummy bears sure taste good with cream cheese!

B. Fucking Aaron. Stop welting me!

Gummy worms by Coiked April 13, 2004

Smoobawaba 

A completely irrelevant word, most likely something which will end up with you being questioned about the level of your sanity. Also, would probably be an interesting word to call out in the middle of an important business discussion.

Bob: "So what do you think of this year's statistics?"
Joe: "Smoobawaba."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."
Bob: "You're an idiot."

Smoobawaba by Coiked April 13, 2004

Hnnnnnng

The sound which escapes you the moment you finally realize you're about to "take the kids to the pool."

Best not to write one here. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to.

Hnnnnnng by Coiked April 13, 2004

Really Shit Band 

Most often, a band of little musical talent or significance whatsoever. Usually, the type of band which your one crazy, musically incompetent friend listens to and rips guitar tab from off the internet in an attempt to impress others who could not tell the difference between a Really Shit Band and the sound of their own head imploding from horrible sounds the rest of us are subjected to.

I kicked Mark in the balls and he sounded like a Really Shit Band.

Really Shit Band by Coiked April 13, 2004

Shitty Ginch 

A. When someone experiences a really difficult hardship.

B. The literal obvious. See Ginch.

A. Steve: "Oh man. I think I chopped my balls off."
Greg: "SHITTY GINCH!"

B. Thomas wasn't invited because he has shitty ginch.

Shitty Ginch by Coiked April 13, 2004

Taking the kids to the pool 

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

Taking the kids to the pool by Coiked April 13, 2004