Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.
We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.
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Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.
Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.
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