Apple Critters

Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.
Enjoy these Apple Critters
by Cody5050 April 29, 2023
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Children's coffee

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Werwolf munchies

I got the werwolf muNchies can you order a new bun with a brick leave the terraflops at home and smoke the reapers icing cake and somehow pass me another chicken wing please
by Cody5050 January 15, 2022
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Alderaan

Dec 25 2025 im packing 5 cans of 5.7l butane into my microwave with my 73g of uranium with quartz rocks compressing the bomb to reinact the planetary attack on alderaan with a soldered microwave.
I can wait until walnut turns earth a supernova and we ALL cook faster the the people of Alderaan.
by Cody5050 May 19, 2023
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Covid

A slight change in the structure of the common cold, tastes like illness and makes you're lips numb and vomit
What's the provincial government court doing murdering people during a globicide called covid?
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Disband the courts

Disband the courts is a political protest globally where drug use is mandatory and talking to the police is required to be done with .177 cal airguns in retailiation for cavity search on children under 5
Disband the courts always pack upgraded Glocks and m2a2 Thompson and ak1

Airguns I hate the group they almost always win even in court and their buildings are huge this one is 250,000
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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jibberwalky

A plastic bag taxed alive from a crackheads floor covered in humanity and resins leaves you intoxicated and causes failed drug tests globally. Last seen in the Australian outback.
The jibberwalky is a friendly monster and a reminder not to litter.
by Cody5050 June 08, 2022
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