triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory

when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

Request death by brazon bull

When the police failure is as bad as this you can request death by brazon bull for the aggressive party

I officially request death by brazon bull for the police

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Meth class

Using the human body to cook meth specific the stomach acid

Don't take me to meth class

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Girls friday

The night about age eight a girl loses her hymen to a eight foot cop

Girls friday hurts worse than salt in the eyes

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Mother

A kitchen witch who ruins everyone's day.

Get that damned mother against drunk driving to give me my promised car and license of I detonate their next event.

by Cody5050 November 09, 2020

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

Swastika stalking

When you're out walking and someone has a visible total of four pocket knives on them. Especially the folding knife types. Swastika stalking is called that because four folding knives folds up halfway between open and closed to make a actual swastika double Cross, it implies but doesn't require the swastika stalker to be expecting their knives are going to get full very dull if they've brought four knives. Usually a knife is carried by itself or in pairs depending on the manufacturing process. The swastika stalker is essentially bringing the world's simplest p.d.w.

"Look over there next to the kegs over there, that guys swastika stalking. Let's go I think that guy could single handedly take the city if they walk quietly. I mean it lets go"

by Cody5050 September 29, 2021