senior speed

Moving at the speed of a drowning turtle to excessively important events

i wish my mom would stop with the senior speed bullshit or find someone on speed. love isnt enough in democracy.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

.177

The opposite of premeditated murder.

Torture

Surgery

I need to get this .177 out of my head

by Cody5050 November 09, 2020

Up the ass

When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults

I don't want it up the ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request

I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery

by Cody5050 August 10, 2022

Pellet gun

Magazine fed knife for millenials

I threw my pellet gun in my bag and took it for a walk

by Cody5050 November 13, 2020

3cr13

The sharpest tool in my house the first of its kind in the diamond infusion industry and one of the world's sharpest knives unusually high weatherproof and durable and easy to use, mines a basic design for crafting stilletto utility devices useful for everything from eating apples and oranges to prying up nails from the backyard to cleaning my fingernails.

The 3cr13 chromium oxide blended stainless steel infusion is worthy of the Guinness world records book as a infusion.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

922

The number of BB's inside Kaelen Cody William Granger

922 may be the new 911 legally

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022