Pediatrician

A man with a c8a2 who forces you into multiple arbitrary hernia repair surgeries in a sterile hospital to guarantee at least childhood immunity from prosecution until 18 he's scary and has a knife.
You can always trust your pediatrician to supply a defense...
by Cody5050 December 22, 2022
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Methquake

When you're radioactive nuclear energy plant Fry's a fuse and collapses there's usually a accompanying methquake, a production of methamp so large it could cause globicide usually the cause of nuclear disaster areas containment.
The methquake at Chernobyl or Nagasaki was both large enough to cause a global genocide there's crystals the size of rvz in the contained areas. A methquake is featured in Godzilla 2014 opening scenes
by Cody5050 June 08, 2022
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Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request
I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery
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No. 5

Spitting in your food.
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When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments
I Kaelen Cody William Granger I am a victim of Political mauling with disfigurements
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what you say before blowing up a bi9n ladens taxi cab
wait here a minute..... you lose... a trillion dollars!
by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
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wernes

im drinking wernes and i like it.
by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
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