Cockamamie 's definitions

Smirnadorfing

sticking a snow cone in ones asshole while making faces and speaking jibberish.

"Man, did you see Nate at the ballgame"? "He took that mans snow cone and started Smirnadorfing in his wife's face.

by Cockamamie May 15, 2015

Cock mic

One using another's dick as a microphone.

Stop sucking, the voice is on. Start singing. Use my cock mic.

by Cockamamie July 15, 2015

Ba'douche

Fuck yeah, in your face.

In competition :
Is that all you got? Ba'douche bitch, you just got schooled.

by Cockamamie July 5, 2017

Sloffelness

So disgusting a bum wouldn't even take a shit there.

Jesus H what kind of shit hole do you live in. Clean this up, I'm not gonna tolerate this sloffelness.

by Cockamamie July 5, 2017