Definitions by Cockamamie

Ba'douche 

Fuck yeah, in your face.

In competition :
Is that all you got? Ba'douche bitch, you just got schooled.

Ba'douche by Cockamamie July 5, 2017

Sloffelness 

So disgusting a bum wouldn't even take a shit there.

Jesus H what kind of shit hole do you live in. Clean this up, I'm not gonna tolerate this sloffelness.

Sloffelness by Cockamamie July 5, 2017

Cock mic 

One using another's dick as a microphone.

Stop sucking, the voice is on. Start singing. Use my cock mic.

Cock mic by Cockamamie July 15, 2015

Smirnadorfing 

sticking a snow cone in ones asshole while making faces and speaking jibberish.

"Man, did you see Nate at the ballgame"? "He took that mans snow cone and started Smirnadorfing in his wife's face.

Smirnadorfing by Cockamamie May 15, 2015