CockBlocker's definitions

Slutlery

Utensils such as knives, forks, and spoons used by women having frequent casual sexual relations with different partners; indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.

Once Moitoyra picked up the cutlery off the table, the other onlookers refused to touch it, afterwards as it was then considered slutlery due to her promiscuous nature.

Moitoyra: "I'ma eat ma cheezeburga with ma cutlery becuz I'm proper like dat"
Daroizio: "No you nawt nigga biatch, you'ze gunna use yo slutlery"

by CockBlocker January 18, 2006

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker July 27, 2008

sandbox

Often a result from a long day at the beach, a sandbox results from an excessive amount of sand in the box. Other causes may be from mud restling or as a result of a hot new trend. In Europe, women often throw sand in their box in the case of a hot sexual encounter. One can often tell when a girl has a sandbox because when she walks it makes a crunching/grinding sound.

Germaine: "Last night ah tried to hit up that box, cept that it turned out to be a sandbox!"
Dellareese: "Awww shit nigga!"
Germaine: "Ahh don't want no sand in m'a tacos!"

by CockBlocker April 9, 2006

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2008

scavenger cunt

The act of desperately and/or furiously searching for a box before your opponents. A scavenger cunt is similar to the PG rated 'scavenger hunt', but the reward is strikingly different and highly inappropriate and certainly most unsanitary for younger participants. This game may be played in teams however this form of group participation awards all the players a piece of the same cunt.

Dwayne: Ahh mayn, that scavenger cunt last weekend was out of control, nigga!

Sisquo: Shit! Ahh think we weren’t the first ones to the scavenger cunt, it burns when ahh pee! But damn nigga, that was crazy!”

by CockBlocker September 15, 2006

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker December 14, 2008

keggler

A radical party trick that involves a male fastening his scrotum to a beer keg then throwing it down a flight of stairs.

D'eongelo: "Damn nigga, m'a balls hurt like a ma'fucka!"

Lamont: "Silly biotch, you shouldna done that keggler last night! It was off da hook!"

by CockBlocker November 23, 2006