Cock Mongler's definitions

IDMR

The worst basketball team in the history of recreational sports. AKA To loss a game by more then 25 points.

My basketball team went 1-24 last season. One game we pulled an IDMR and lost by 45.

by Cock Mongler July 6, 2006

Stalnakering

To sit around all day, play video games and watch DVDs while getting a steady paycheck in the process.

I called into work today and did some stalnakering in my place for about 12 hours

by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006

Cock Mongler

Someone that enjoys playing with their penis in a public area.

I saw this old cock mongler playing with his junk in church

by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006

Snap

a phrase used to signify an unexpected and surprising event. "Snap" is considered the new "Wow". Also can be used with "Oh" such as "Oh, Snap"

Oh, Snap! That dude just got ran over by a ice cream truck!

by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006