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Matsup

Ketchup and Mustard that is pre mixed and bottled to be served as a condiment. Created by Cosmo Kramer of Kramerica.
I love putting Matsup on my burgers, it saves me time and energy.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 24, 2009
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XFL

The most hardcore, intense, degenerate Fantasy league in all of sports. In the XFL the grass is always green and the Cabaret is full of Kings. An XFL pre game meal consists of C4 sandwiches topped with chlorine for salt and gunpowder for pepper. Each year 10 members go in but only 1 can claim the Heavyweight Title. Landmines and snipers can be found at the draft. XFL members always inform other members of any good brew -n- screws or jerk & squirts they encounter. Midget strippers, "Burning Diesel",explosives training sessions and stories about "Pistolita" can be included in XFL activities.
Ron Zook got so Xtreme last night he definately earned his spot in the XFL!
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 9, 2009
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Brew and Screw

A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.
Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009
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