Definitions by Cluver

cluver atreides syndrome 

When someone so desperately believes everyone hates them, and is constantly in a fit of denial over love for themselves, that they push their friends away. The worst kind of self-esteem.

Child: “This person literally took a bullet for me; but I still think that they hate me deep down.”

Mother: “Help doctor please, he is convinced the world is against him and believes he is hated by everyone.”

Doctor: “I’m sorry ma’am, but he has Cluver Atreides Syndrome. It is very hard to cure, nearly impossible!”

cluver atreides syndrome by Cluver June 2, 2021

elodie yung 

The definition of beauty and perfection.

Elodie Yung is perfect

elodie yung by Cluver May 19, 2021

greta gerwig

Incredible actress, director, and writer. Absolute masterclass of her work. She should be proud, she is legendary and WILL go down as one of the greats.

“You ever see the movie Little Women?”
“Yeah dude! It’s a total Greta Gerwig piece of art”

greta gerwig by Cluver May 19, 2021

tiffanney

The greatest mom in the world. She’s calm, patient, and deserves the world. She’ll make your day awesome even if it means her’s is bad. She’s just cool like that. She works endlessly and tirelessly to make things awesome for everyone. She deserves the world and is the ideal choice for a mother.

“My mom is such a Tiffanney.”

tiffanney by Cluver May 19, 2021

Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.

“What an absolute Check Keeper”

Check Keeper by Cluver May 19, 2021

srol 

Absolutely mad, wild, crazy, raging, CHADMEISTER.

“I’m just Srol, JA FEEL?”

srol by Cluver April 7, 2021

djampu 

Small man with massive Johnson.

“I have a famously large Djampu.”

djampu by Cluver April 7, 2021