Definitions by Clumzy Hooman

Oct 28 

National give Jordan a hug day.

Person 1: Ya know what day it is?
Person 2: Oct 28
Jordan(s): OH SHIT! HERE COME THE HUGS

Oct 28 by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Cult 

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

Cult by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet 

A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.

DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band

Trumpet by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart 

That feeling when you realize you have a crush

My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: What emotions have you been through today?
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

That one derik 

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

That one derik by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Jordan 

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

Jordan by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

VSCOgirlIED 

The feeling of extreme anger you get when a VSCO girl shows up and they say 'and I oop' and go 'sksksksksk'

Principal: Why did you harass Emily today?
Me: I have VSCOgirlIED
Principal: Excuse me?
Me *mockingly*: And all I did was shove her Hydro-flasksksksk down her esophagusksksksksk , shove her metal straw up her ass, and choke her with her scrunchies. And I OOP
Principal: *extremely shook, shit themselves, and is shaking*
Me: Are we done now?

VSCOgirlIED by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019