Clumzy Hooman's definitions

VSCOgirlIED

The feeling of extreme anger you get when a VSCO girl shows up and they say 'and I oop' and go 'sksksksksk'

Principal: Why did you harass Emily today?
Me: I have VSCOgirlIED
Principal: Excuse me?
Me *mockingly*: And all I did was shove her Hydro-flasksksksk down her esophagusksksksksk , shove her metal straw up her ass, and choke her with her scrunchies. And I OOP
Principal: *extremely shook, shit themselves, and is shaking*
Me: Are we done now?

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Oct 31

NATIONAL CRUSH DAY (for guys)
When guys have to:
kiss their crush(es)
Give their sweater to gf or crush
Tell their crush they like them
Ask out their crush
All of the above

Girls, be ready Oct 31, y'all got a good day comin for ya

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart

That feeling when you realize you have a crush

My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: What emotions have you been through today?
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

That one derik

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Oct 28

National give Jordan a hug day.

Person 1: Ya know what day it is?
Person 2: Oct 28
Jordan(s): OH SHIT! HERE COME THE HUGS

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

June 15

Kiss a crew girl day

Guy1: Hey, bro, you know any girls on crew?
Guy2: Yeah, that one girl who sits in the back of the class.

Guy1: Thanks bro, don't forget, it's June 15!

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019