Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.
Jordan is amazing
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy
Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: What emotions have you been through today?
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
Guy1: Hey, bro, you know any girls on crew?
Guy2: Yeah, that one girl who sits in the back of the class.
Guy1: Thanks bro, don't forget, it's June 15!
Guy2: Yeah, that one girl who sits in the back of the class.
Guy1: Thanks bro, don't forget, it's June 15!
by Clumzy Hooman October 24, 2019
Boy 1: Ya know any softball girls?
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15
by Clumzy Hooman October 24, 2019
The feeling of extreme anger you get when a VSCO girl shows up and they say 'and I oop' and go 'sksksksksk'
Principal: Why did you harass Emily today?
Me: I have VSCOgirlIED
Principal: Excuse me?
Me *mockingly*: And all I did was shove her Hydro-flasksksksk down her esophagusksksksksk , shove her metal straw up her ass, and choke her with her scrunchies. And I OOP
Principal: *extremely shook, shit themselves, and is shaking*
Me: Are we done now?
Me: I have VSCOgirlIED
Principal: Excuse me?
Me *mockingly*: And all I did was shove her Hydro-flasksksksk down her esophagusksksksksk , shove her metal straw up her ass, and choke her with her scrunchies. And I OOP
Principal: *extremely shook, shit themselves, and is shaking*
Me: Are we done now?
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019