Clumzy Hooman's definitions

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Wildcard

That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.

"Hey, you see Julie over there, she's such a Wildcard"

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

That one derik

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Oct 28

National give Jordan a hug day.

Person 1: Ya know what day it is?
Person 2: Oct 28
Jordan(s): OH SHIT! HERE COME THE HUGS

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Oct 31

NATIONAL CRUSH DAY (for guys)
When guys have to:
kiss their crush(es)
Give their sweater to gf or crush
Tell their crush they like them
Ask out their crush
All of the above

Girls, be ready Oct 31, y'all got a good day comin for ya

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition

Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019