Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition

Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

😰

That feeling you get when you realize you have a crush on this random person in your class that you don't even know

Me: 😰
Friend: OH NO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: So, who's the guy
Me: Points at crush
Friend: Gives him the death glare
Crush: *notices* wat'd I do?
Friend: LOOK AT HER *points at me*
Me: 😰
Crush: 😰

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

That one derik

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Ooferdoodles

When something bad happens and you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: *stubs toes*
Person 2: Ooferdoodles

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Oct 31

NATIONAL CRUSH DAY (for guys)
When guys have to:
kiss their crush(es)
Give their sweater to gf or crush
Tell their crush they like them
Ask out their crush
All of the above

Girls, be ready Oct 31, y'all got a good day comin for ya

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart

That feeling when you realize you have a crush

My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: What emotions have you been through today?
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019