Clumzy Hooman's definitions

Hellcrushed

That feeling you get when you realize you like someone more than you thought you did

When Jordan walked into class today i felt Hellcrushed

by Clumzy Hooman November 10, 2019

Ooferdoodles

When something bad happens and you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: *stubs toes*
Person 2: Ooferdoodles

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition

Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Oct 28

National give Jordan a hug day.

Person 1: Ya know what day it is?
Person 2: Oct 28
Jordan(s): OH SHIT! HERE COME THE HUGS

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.

DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart

That feeling when you realize you have a crush

My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: What emotions have you been through today?
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019