Definitions by Clumzy Hooman
Hellcrushed
Hellcrushed by Clumzy Hooman November 10, 2019
Jordan
Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.
Jordan is amazing
Jordan by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
June 15
Boy 1: Ya know any softball girls?
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15
June 15 by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
Wildcard
That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.
Wildcard by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
Ooferdoodles
Ooferdoodles by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019