Trumpet

A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.

DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Band

A cult, family, enemy, best supporter, crackheads. Band kids: siblings. Band Director: Grandparent. Drum Major: Parent. Color Guard: obnoxious cousins. The only place where it's allowed to date your sibling, parent, and cousin without it being considered immoral and incest.

Person: Are you in Band?
Me: FUCK YEAH

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition

Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Wildcard

That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.

"Hey, you see Julie over there, she's such a Wildcard"

by Clumzy Hooman October 24, 2019

😰

That feeling you get when you realize you have a crush on this random person in your class that you don't even know

Me: 😰
Friend: OH NO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: So, who's the guy
Me: Points at crush
Friend: Gives him the death glare
Crush: *notices* wat'd I do?
Friend: LOOK AT HER *points at me*
Me: 😰
Crush: 😰

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Oct 28

National give Jordan a hug day.

Person 1: Ya know what day it is?
Person 2: Oct 28
Jordan(s): OH SHIT! HERE COME THE HUGS

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019