Clumzy Hooman's definitions

Hellcrushed

That feeling you get when you realize you like someone more than you thought you did

When Jordan walked into class today i felt Hellcrushed

by Clumzy Hooman November 10, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.

Jordan is amazing

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

June 15

Kiss a Softball girl day

Boy 1: Ya know any softball girls?
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

June 15

Kiss a crew girl day

Guy1: Hey, bro, you know any girls on crew?
Guy2: Yeah, that one girl who sits in the back of the class.

Guy1: Thanks bro, don't forget, it's June 15!

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Wildcard

That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.

"Hey, you see Julie over there, she's such a Wildcard"

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Ooferdoodles

When something bad happens and you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: *stubs toes*
Person 2: Ooferdoodles

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition

Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019