Clumzy Hooman's definitions

Jordan

Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.

Jordan is amazing

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Hellcrushed

That feeling you get when you realize you like someone more than you thought you did

When Jordan walked into class today i felt Hellcrushed

by Clumzy Hooman November 10, 2019

Trumpet

A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.

DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

June 15

Kiss a Softball girl day

Boy 1: Ya know any softball girls?
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

😰

That feeling you get when you realize you have a crush on this random person in your class that you don't even know

Me: 😰
Friend: OH NO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: So, who's the guy
Me: Points at crush
Friend: Gives him the death glare
Crush: *notices* wat'd I do?
Friend: LOOK AT HER *points at me*
Me: 😰
Crush: 😰

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition

Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019