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eat ass in hell

To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"
1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"

2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now
by Club April 15, 2015
mugGet the eat ass in hellmug.

three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie
John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips
by Club April 10, 2015
mugGet the three pump charliemug.

raultnee

Raultnee - Raultnee is another word for an erection, a boner, a hard on, or hard cock.
Brian said he can't even sit in the same meeting with Jennifer without getting a Raultnee and blowing a load in his pants. She's so hot he just can't handle it.
by Club April 13, 2015
mugGet the raultneemug.

gray booger

A gray booger is when s woman has absolutely no pink color to her vagina lips but only shades of gray. Even when opened the gray color remains.
Sue is smoking hot but Jeff said that when he went down on her she had a gray booger. it was fucking nasty looking.
by Club April 13, 2015
mugGet the gray boogermug.

clit romney

Simpley put, Mitt Romney is "Clit Romney"
Man dude you pulled a "Clit Romney" picking on that fat white handi cap kid and all ...
by Club May 20, 2016
mugGet the clit romneymug.

shragnoid

Shragnoid - a tiny ball of toilet paper entangled in ones ass hairs after whiping
After taking a huge shit yesterday i have a few Shragnoids in my ass hairs that i can't pick out with my fingers. Can I use your shower dude ?
by Club April 14, 2015
mugGet the shragnoidmug.

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.
by Club April 11, 2015
mugGet the broken cantaloupemug.

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