Definitions by Clive

Ned 

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

Ned by Clive October 8, 2003

ass 

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

ass by Clive September 7, 2003

spoonjuice

a delicate blood orange drink that you sip using the aid of a spoon

i was sipping a nice tasty spoonjuice

spoonjuice by clive May 12, 2003

mufty 

a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon

that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!

mufty by clive May 12, 2003

shatners bassoon 

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

shatners bassoon by clive May 12, 2003