ClimbingTheLog's definitions

dry fire

1. To discharge a firearm without its ammunition.
2. dry cum

When you dry fire it's never as satisfying as working with fully-operational equipment.

by ClimbingTheLog December 9, 2009

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

Siblings With Benefits

A brother or sister with whom one has incestuous relations.

Travis: Did you see Bobby Sue and Billy Ray lookin' at each other like that? It was really weird.
Clint: P'shaw, don't you know, they're Siblings with Benefits! Stay away from their trailer when their mama's workin' at the Tyson factory on Saturday nights, I tell you.

by ClimbingTheLog June 12, 2008

mater tots

Cherry or grape tomatoes. The term is used primarily to confuse young children into eating their vegetables by making them think they've got something to do with 'tater tots'.

Ella - "I don't like these. They're vegetables".
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"

(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)

by ClimbingTheLog April 29, 2007

tech up

To don one's personal technology for the day. This usually involves strapping/ clipping/ pocketing an array of mobile phones, PDA's, iPods, GPS's, cameras, etc.

Martin: Dude, are you ready to go yet?
John: Hold on, I've just gotta tech up, then I'm out the door.

by ClimbingTheLog April 6, 2008