mater tots

Cherry or grape tomatoes. The term is used primarily to confuse young children into eating their vegetables by making them think they've got something to do with 'tater tots'.

Ella - "I don't like these. They're vegetables".
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"

(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)

by ClimbingTheLog April 29, 2007

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 06, 2008

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 08, 2008

dry fire

1. To discharge a firearm without its ammunition.
2. dry cum

When you dry fire it's never as satisfying as working with fully-operational equipment.

by ClimbingTheLog December 09, 2009

tech up

To don one's personal technology for the day. This usually involves strapping/ clipping/ pocketing an array of mobile phones, PDA's, iPods, GPS's, cameras, etc.

Martin: Dude, are you ready to go yet?
John: Hold on, I've just gotta tech up, then I'm out the door.

by ClimbingTheLog April 06, 2008