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TMA

"Too Much Ass".

Sure it doesn't make sense, but it's fun to say. Usually used to describe a female with an anatomy not so much like an hourglass, but more like a pear. Unnaturally wide hips, or just a plain fat ass.

Because, after all, there is such a thing as too much ass.
Damn, that bitch got a bad case of TMA!
by Clayton Bigsby October 18, 2006
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Cono

another word for a flamer. Also, one who has no friends,life, or sense of humor and constantly steals others jokes. A Cono can only be a male. Calling someone a Cono is also telling them that they are a gay motherfucker and have no penis except the one that is probably in their mouth.
Mike stop bein such a Cono and stealing all of my jokes.
by Clayton Bigsby March 30, 2005
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fillintheblankistan

Used to describe any random country in the Middle East, without having to be specific.
Y'know....ol' Mohommad over in Fillintheblankistan...
by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005
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Roscoe P. Coltrane

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"
by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005
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cockamund

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster
Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.
by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005
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Corn on the Cock

What you get after anal sex.
"Had some anal with Becky, but I had a crazy case of Corn on the cock afterwords!"
by Clayton Bigsby February 23, 2006
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fromadomis

When someone has teeth that are so yellow that they start to look like a cob of Indian corn.
Whoa michael you got some fromadomis teeth maybe you should brush them.
by Clayton Bigsby March 26, 2005
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