Definitions by Clarkey

Keian Mcarthur 

An intelligent life form that must keep its long blonde locks of hair under the safe protection of a hat.

Where’s Keian Mcarthur gone? He’s probably just gone to the toilet again without asking the silly billy

Keian Mcarthur by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Millie Smith 

A minuscule person that has a tendency to be very funny

Wow that dwarf is tiny, oh wait it’s just Millie Smith

Millie Smith by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Jake Johnson 

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Wiggler 

A gentleman who has unfortunately found himself in the grasp of a bull queer. Unknown to the wiggler his frantic wiggling is merely increasing the bull queers excitement, this in turn causes him to pound his engorged manhood into the wiggler with an ever increasing frequency.

Wigglers are usually small and pasty individuals who omit a high pitched squeal when penetrated.

Barry: Hey Larry, fancy coming down to cell block C? I heard they got a new wiggler in yesterday.
Larry: Yeah, why not.

Wiggler by Clarkey July 5, 2004

Bull Queer 

A man who enjoys having sex with other men, but only without their consent. The more their prey wiggles and attempts escape the happier the bull queer, due to this their prey are sometimes known as 'wigglers'.

Often found in prisions, army bases and public schools.

I bent over to pick up my soap and the next thing i knew i was being arse raped by a bull queer.

Bull Queer by Clarkey July 2, 2004