scally

Although usually violent and vicous creatures, who pray on nicotene and the rare 'Kebab', there are many docile versions of the standard scallie Xenomorph which have been recently discovered. These tame scallies also called 'Scallets' will keep they're distance from other human bioforms such as packs of 'emos' and gaggles of 'goths', they will instead take to smoking in there bedrooms and eventually end up dying in gutters due to excessive consmption of halluceonegenic drugs. A shame considering most 'Scallets' are quality people who want nothing more than to live peaceful, smoke filled life cycles.

That is all for Wildlife on two this week, tune in next time for an in depth look at the rare 'Hobo'.

by Citezen:Erased April 08, 2005

november rain

A truly brilliant song from dying rock legends guns n' roses.

When I look into your eyes, I can see your love restrained.

But darlin' when I hold you, dont you know I feel the same.

Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change.

So i'll just end up walking, in the cold november rain...

by Citezen:Erased April 08, 2005

Weezer

A brilliant Nerd-Rock band fronted by Rivers Cuamo, who lives in an apartment with a chair and a microwave.

'By jove, this song 'Say it aint' so' is brilliant!'

'I whole heartedly agree Winthorpe'

by Citezen:Erased June 05, 2005

russia

A really big and very cool country in the east. Managed to crush the Nazi occupation force after a decisive tank battle in the fields of Kursk.
Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards.
Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack hats.

Russian women are FINE.

by Citezen:Erased April 11, 2005

!

A sign of genuine surprise or shock. Lots of people use ! too much, especially 1337 h4xx0r2 and n00bs. Despite what many people say, ! should only ever be used once after a word, repeated !'s do not increase volume or impact of the word.

1."Help! My brain has fallen off!"

2.I 4m t3h 1337 h4xx0r m42t3r, I r0XX0r, J00 4r3 t3h n00b.

by Citezen:Erased April 01, 2005

satan

1.The Dark overlord of a nasty place called hell.
2.Saddam's special 'freind' on the popular cartoon South Park.
3.Also known as: Beelzebub, The Devil, Lucipher, and my personal faveourite 'Lord of the flies.'

Im sure Satan isn't that bad once you get to know him.

by Citezen:Erased April 01, 2005

goths

Goth is a kind of cultural movement, or anti-cultural even. They do not drink blood or sacrafice small children, nor do they eat bats and wear pvc and pale make up all the time.
Goths separate themselves from popular trends and fads only to find that goth itself is becoming a trend fast, goths aren't what they used to be.

Goths are cool, but theyr'e falling into the trap of cultural imitation.

by Citezen:Erased April 08, 2005