Definitions by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)

Rectal Birth 

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

Rectal Birth by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Anal relocation 

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

Anal relocation by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

dawlers 

The Canadian pronounciation of 'dollars,' best used when offering someone ten dollars on the boardwalk to sink that dumb ass fucking clown.

Hey man, I'll give you ten daaawlers to try and sink that clown!

dawlers by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

anal lung cancer 

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much

Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer

anal lung cancer by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

analography 

Biography of an anus. Most common among celebrities.

"What book are you reading?"
"The Analization of Mel Gibson"
"He has an analography already?

analography by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Analogist 

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

Analogist by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

colon distress by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004