pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

wetbacking

doing wetback work i.e. mowing the lawn, weedwacking etc.

After a hard day of wetbacking, Joe and Bill knocked back a couple Coronas and MGDs.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 06, 2004

cute apple behind

Viluptuous backside

JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

Pennsylvania

Hot summers, cold winters, Cheesteaks (not philly cheesesteaks you non-Pennsyvanian fucks. Yeah the roads are shitty, it's boring to drive to. But hey the beach is an hour away, the mountains are an hour away, Philly is a dump, especially west and north, looks like a bomb fuckin hit it. I live in the east and I'm no snobby fucker like these people say. But I guess PA is filled with a lot of assholes, the South East especially, but I haven't really been to western PA. State College is cool and so is Centralia (there is a mine fire burning underground and you can see smoke and steam vent from breaks in the ground, good daytrip. oh and another thing, people around here say wooder or as you assholes call it "water" damn sounds gay said like that. Home of Rolling Rock, Yuengling, Hershey's, Heinz, Herr's, cheesesteaks, pretzels, bars on every corner, lots of NRA members, Upper Darby High School (my alma mater with a whooping 3,900 fucks roaming around it right now). I think wiggers spread here from New York? Maybe Jersey.

Let's get a case of beer and go watch the Flyers down the shore with wooder ice and cheesesteaks. Can you understand that gay midwest and California?

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 04, 2004

analectomy

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.

Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

labbatical

When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.

Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004