Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.
Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Yeah, pink brown eye.
A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
A very thin bitter light beer brewed in Latrobe near Pittsburgh, PA. I think its drank out there the most, but it is drank around Philly too. One of a kind love or hate kinda beer.
"Who wants a rock?"
"Cool we have crack tonight?"
"No you nigger
, rolling rock not crack!"
"I'll pass. Bring on the natty
A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much
Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer
a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring
of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal
is apparent and people flee to save their assholes
Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attack
hits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.