Definitions by Cigmonster

Scat 

Scat is generally used to describe something rather unkempt and dirty, often something or someone that has something odd and disgusting about it, such as grease, spots or perhaps very strange actions which are often perceived to be hilarious and rather embarrassing for said scat head

Chris what the fuck are you doing locked in the back of a car on acid, you scatty little cunt

Scat by Cigmonster March 13, 2018

Beatus

A person who suffers from relative poverty and lives from council benefits, as well as type 2 diabetes

Josh, get away from me you fucking beatus

Beatus by Cigmonster November 30, 2016

Greaser

Someone who is incredibly greasy or oily and has not been in the shower for quite some time. Some say that a greaser can be dripping with grease. Quite frankly it is disgusting.

Josh you disgusting greaser get away from me

Greaser by Cigmonster November 30, 2016

A Dand 

Someone with extreme amounts of dandruff who can make it snow wherever they set foot

Josh, your such a dand get out of my view you disgusting creature

A Dand by Cigmonster November 30, 2016