Definitions by Chunkmastarr

Doodoo King

Anyone who blasts the most savage, vile, titanic pile of dookie into the toilet, so vicious it forces everyone within range of its smell to bow down (mostly in a failed attempt to avoid the Stench).

I never should have let Alex eat so much broccoli, now he's the Doodoo King!

Doodoo King by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

Porcelain Destroyer by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Hot Ripper

A fart that both sounds like a chainsaw and also feels "hot" coming out, heating up your pants.

The other day I blasted such a hot ripper my pants nearly ignited.

Hot Ripper by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Fiarrhea

Diarrhea that burns savagely on the way out.

Man that goose chili gave me savage fiarrhea, I swear it burned the toilet.

Fiarrhea by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026