Definitions by Chucktastic68

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Analversary 

The anniversary of your first anal sex with someone.

My wife and I celebrate our analversary on June 24th.

Analversary by Chucktastic68 May 15, 2021

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

Canadianal 

Having anal sex in Canada

My wife and I spent the weekend in Montreal... we had Canadianal

Canadianal by Chucktastic68 June 28, 2019

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.

Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.

clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.

My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”

Clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018