Chrononimo's definitions

Yame

When you don't know what to say at a specific situation in a conversation

speaked "ya-mae"

Sister: "I bet it was you to steal my phone! You was there with me!"
You: "It wasn't me for the last time! Someone must have stolen..."
Sister: "I know it was you even if I didn't look! Tell me the truth!"
You: "Yame!"

by Chrononimo July 25, 2018

Jeffzoned

When you get friendzoned by everyone.

Jeffzoned/Jeffzone:
(7th time) "Wanna be my gf?? :D"

"Uhm... I need to go to lesson!"

"But there is o lesson goin.. where u runnin? Oh cmon!"

by Chrononimo April 24, 2018

Gossa

The negative of "gonna". Gonna = going to, Gossa = not going to.

Jeff: I bet you will now kill me and gain another point!
Bob: I'm gossa kill you! Don't worry!

by Chrononimo April 29, 2018

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

GAALMIP

When someone is annoying and you wanna send him away . Gaalmip means: Go Away And Let Me In Peace. Could result as an insult.

Jake: " Hey dude what's up? Do you wanna play? Or eat? Or hang out? Or drink something? Or dance? Or..."
Dylan: "Could you please let me alone?! Gaalmip!!

by Chrononimo July 22, 2018

flearther

Definition of someone believing that the earth is flat

Flearth = Flat Earth

Sarah: "I wonder how the orbit of the ISS is around the world! You know the world is flat so the orbit should be strange."
Mike: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU FLEARTHER"

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018

magnetic love

It's when you have a relationship with someone else that makes everybody around you jealous.

Guy: "Boy, that guy is so lucky! His girlfriend is the famous girl in the school! I hate him."
SomeoneOverThere: "Yeah! It's like a magnetic love that attracts everyone! He's such a lucky one. I wish I could be him!"

by Chrononimo July 24, 2018